Twenty-four hours until the mustache challenge is complete. My donation total is still woefully low. What the heck is wrong with you people?
Do you hate children? I work with children. Many of those children are annoying. And yet, I'm not only kicking in money to help children, I'm growing a freakin' mustache for children. Seriously. You can pitch in $10. Some of you can pitch in more than $10.

Think of the children.

Also, you definitely don't get a say in the post-stache-facial-hair if you didn't donate.

Yeah.

I'll even come up with a prize for whoever kicks in the most.