So, I've now been working on the glory that is my 'stache for a full two weeks.

Week 1:

Week 2:

So far only two of you slackers have made donations to the Off the Street Club so you should feel shame and self-loathing until you correct that. It's a good cause. Maybe I'll make donation a requirement for voting in the post-M4K-facial-hair decisions. That'll teach you.