But Stan, don't you know, it's always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Nearly every election since the beginning of time has been between some douche and some turd. They're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics.

FromAlton Brown.com: Rants & Raves! Is McDonalds food bad for you? What do you think? Does that mean you shouldn't eat it? No, it just means you shouldn't live on it or anything else made by someone you wouldn't hug. This guy is smart. Seriously. Alton Brown points out that food is an important part of …

From #wordpress: <seriocomic> to take from a thief is to give to the world :)