Fri
21
Oct '05

The 3 Variable Funny Test

OKCupid! The 3 Variable Funny Test

The Wit
(52% dark, 34% spontaneous, 0% vulgar)
Your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais


My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 43% on dark
You scored higher than 43% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 0% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Sat
24
Sep '05

A to Z

A - AREA CODE:773
B - BIRTHDAY: 07/19/1977
C - CRUSH:
D - FAVORITE DRINK: Guinness
E - EATING CURRENTLY:
F - FAVORITE FOOD: Nicole's
G - GO FOR ADVICE? Nicole, Geoff, Dad, Chris, Katie P.
H - HATRED: Willful Ignorance
I - I THINK: Stupid alarm clock.
J - JOB: Theater Technician
K - KIDS: Aiden Thomas
L - I LOVE: My Wife, My Son, My family, My friends
M - FAVORITE MOVIE: The Wizzard of Oz
N - NUMERO DE TELEPHONE: 5... I have 5 telephones in my house.
O - OVER OR UNDER: Over
P - FAVORITE PERFUME/COLOGNE: Bert's Bees Bay Rum Aftershave
Q - QUIRK ABOUT YOURSELF: Decision making is my week point. Once the decision has been made, it's full speed ahead.
R - LAST ROAD TRIP: Bloomington
S - SONG PLAYING NOW: None
T - FAVORITE TV SHOW: Mythbusters, Good Eats, or Futurama
U - UNDERWEAR: Boxer Briefs
V - LAST TIME YOU WERE IN VEGAS: Not yet.
W - WISHFUL THINKING: A better job
X - MOST RECENT X-RAY: a few months ago... my foot.
Y - FAVORITE YEAR OF YOUR LIFE: Every year is good and bad. Life is moments, a year is too big to quantify.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Cancer

Thu
30
Jun '05

MIT Weblog Survey

Take the MIT Weblog Survey

Mon
16
May '05

I speaks good.

Your Linguistic Profile:

  • 75% General American English
  • 20% Upper Midwestern
  • 5% Midwestern
  • 0% Dixie
  • 0% Yankee

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Wed
27
Apr '05

URL ABCs

These are my URL ABCs:

Tue
22
Feb '05

Blog Survey

My brother says I should do this, and although he's a little punk-ass chump, I figured what the hell.FuzzyTummyRumblings Words: blog survey shit
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: Sean, Sean T. , Morydd
THREE SCREENNAMES YOU HAVE HAD: SeanTEvans, Morydd, Locutis
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: my desire to learn, my loyalty, my wife (yes, this qualifies as something I like about myself. With out her, I wouldn't be who I am.)
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: my weight, my lack of focus...
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: Thinkers, Dreamers, Hard Workers. (It doesn't specifically say ethnic heritage and those heritages make me who I am more than my ethnic background does anyway.)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: Stupidty, ineffectiveness, large dogs.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: Telling my wife I love her, Remembering my Aiden, Learning something new.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: Black slacks, work boots, a band-aid from my tetnus shot.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS: U2, Neil Young, Johnny Cash
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: Grace by U2, Hurt as performed by Johnny Cash, His Eye Is On the Sparrow when sung by someone who means it.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT YEAR: Reducing clutter, writing a stand-alone web application, being better than I was last year.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP: Love, Conversation, Trust
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: I got a Junior Varsity Letter in High School, I have appeared on stage in drag, I have seen John Fishman naked.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS THAT APPEAL TO YOU ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX: breasts, hair, smile
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO: Sing, touch my toes, decide what to do with my work life.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES: Building web pages, cooking, photography
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO BE DOING REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW: Holding my son. Holding my Wife. Understanding the world.
THREE CAREERS YOU ARE CONSIDERING: Theater, Photography, Web Design
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION: Austrailia, Colorado, Wales
THREE KIDS' NAMES: Aiden Thomas, Morgan Grace, Thomas Dean
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Be a grandfather, See the world, never stop learning
THREE WAYS YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY: Sloppy, dirty, rude for entertainment.
THREE WAYS YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL: know the difference between a chapel length and cathedral length train, enjoy cooking, can sew my own clothes
THREE CELEBRITY CRUSHES: Gillian Anderson, Jessica Simpson, Rita Heyworth
THREE PEOPLE WHO MUST TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW: I'm not responsible for anyone's actions but my own.

Mon
20
Dec '04

50 things to eat before you die

From: BBC - Food - TV and radio - 50 things to eat before you die
1. Fresh fish
2. Lobster
3. Steak
4. Thai food
5. Chinese food
6. Ice cream
7. Pizza
8. Crab
9. Curry
10. Prawns

11. Moreton Bay Bugs
12. Clam chowder
13. Barbecues
14. Pancakes
15. Pasta
16. Mussels
17. Cheesecake
18. Lamb

19. Cream tea
20. Alligator
21. Oysters
22. Kangaroo
23. Chocolate
24. Sandwiches
25. Greek food
26. Burgers
27. Mexican food
28. Squid
29. American diner breakfast
30. Salmon
31. Venison

32. Guinea pig
33. Shark
34. Sushi
35. Paella
36. Barramundi
37. Reindeer
38. Kebab
39. Scallops

40. Australian meat pie
41. Mango
42. Durian fruit
43. Octopus
44. Ribs
45. Roast beef

46. Tapas
47. Jerk chicken/pork
48. Haggis
49. Caviar
50. Cornish pasty

36 down, 14 to go.