100 Words

From Defective Yeti. I got 75 out of 100. How about you?

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Thu
3
May '07

Don't use gas

A guest post, by my dad, in response to:

On May 15th 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places. There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up. If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companys pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil in dustry for at least one day. If you agree (which I cant see why you wouldnt) resend this to all your contact list. With it saying, ''Don't pump gas on May 15th"

OK- it's out here and this is my response....

This stuff doesn't work.

Cutting $3 billion of retail gasoline sales in one day makes no difference. That's because we're going to buy that gas anyway. The only way to really make an impact is to stop buying gasoline. Now, putting a $3B dent in the TOTAL sales for EACH AND EVERY month, with no recovery would make a difference.

This is a matter very dear to my heart (must be that old leftover hippie in me). The only impact we can make is to make long-term lasting impacts. One-day "feel good" stuff like this does nothing to the market forces that create fuel costs. And remember that the US has generally the lowest retail fuel pump prices of any industrialized non-oil producing nation. Europeans were paying $3.00/gallon when we were whining about it hitting a buck and a half. However, we never forced the automakers to make realistically fuel-efficient cars- we kept buying those big honking things that suck fuel at rates that make OPEC smile.

I suggest you instead send a written letter (they ignore most e-mails) to your legislators at both the state and national level and demand that
the money currently going to support oil companies goes to building a reliable and efficient public transportation system that includes local and national. Our railroads should be the best way to get around the mid-west instead of the unreliable joke Amtrak has become. It's ludicrous that Bloomington/Normal buses require one to leave two hours early to get from South Main to West College. It silly that the busses stop running before the malls close- how can mall employees use a bus if the last bus leaves before they're done closing their stores? That's the kind of stuff that will make the oil producers take notice.

Ride bicycles, use public transportation, share rides, get your car tuned up, get rid of anything that gets less than 25 mpg (real measured MPG from your actual driving- not the bogus EPA ratings on the stickers when you buy the car), plan trips, be a good and faithful steward of all the resources with which God has blessed you.

In addition, the gas station owner isn't the one getting the money- most places make more profit off the candy, pop, and other junk they sell than the gas. The food chain puts the money into two main places- the oil corporation and state tax coffers.

Make a difference by doing something that really makes a difference...

jte

Mon
12
Mar '07

Soundtrack of your life

If Your Life Were a Movie, What Would the Soundtrack Be? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

1. Opening Credits: This Could Be the Start of Something Big -- Count Basie
2. Waking Up: Lost Highway -- Jeff Buckley
3. First Day At School: Sabotage -- Beastie Boys
4. Falling In Love: Under Pressure -- David Bowie & Queen
5. Fight Song: They Can't Take That Away From Me -- Frank Sinatra
6. Breaking Up: I Changed My Mind -- Jurrasic 5
7. Prom: Go -- Moby
8. Life: My Life -- Dido
9. Mental Breakdown: Go On Ahead -- Liz Phair
10. Driving: Piper -- Phish
11. Flashback: My Life -- Billy Joel
12. Getting Back Together: Cour d'Amours -- Carl Orff (Carmina Burana
13. Losing Your Virginity: Fame '90 Remix -- David Bowie
14. Wedding: O Le Le -- Jurassic 5
15. Birth of a Child: Ghosts -- Gary Jules
16. Final Battle: Gangster Tripping -- Fatboy Slim
17. Funeral Song: Axilla (part II) -- Phish
18. End Credits: Shure Shot -- Beastie Boys

Sat
3
Mar '07

What's in your wallet?

For the flickr photo pools What's in your Bag? and What's in your Wallet?
bag.jpgwallet.jpg

Fri
26
Jan '07

NBA or NFL?

From Mapgirl’s Fiscal Challenge

NBA OR NFL?

  • 36 have been accused of spousal abuse
  • 7 have been arrested for fraud
  • 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
  • 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
  • 3 have done time for assault
  • 71, repeat, 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
  • 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
  • 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
  • 21 currently are defendants in lawsuits
  • 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

NBA or NFL ?

Give up yet? . . .

Neither, it’s the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Wed
27
Sep '06

13 & 37

Stolen from my brother:

  1. Nicole E.
  2. Geoff E.
  3. Phil V.
  4. Katie B.
  5. Katie P.
  6. Chris 0.
  7. John E.
  8. Diane D.
  9. Todd D.
  10. Steph 0.
  11. Greg D.
  12. Paula T.
  13. Katrina H.

THE QUESTIONS:

1. How did you meet 13: at The Work.
2. What would you do if you NEVER met 6: Not have as good of taste in music, not have some of the best memories from college, and not have such a raging case of Giant-TV-Envy.
3. What would you do if 2 and 9 dated: Hide. Somebody would die. One of those irresistable force/immovable object personality things.
4. Did you ever like 8: I still like her. (Moreso now that she's not The Boss)
5. Would 1 and 5 be a good couple: No, I don't think so. But if they did get together, I could probably retire if I sold videos.
6. Is number 11 gay/lesbian: Not to my knowledge. If he was, he'd be fighting off guys with a stick.
7. Would you tell secrets to 4: Would, and have.
8. What is your first memory of 3: Not the first time we met, but one of the earliest memories is "The Lion King." If you don't know, I'm not telling.
9. Do you know any of 1’s family members: I am one of her family members. I know most of the rest of them too.
10. What’s 10’s favorite color? Uh oh. Red? Her kitchen is red.
11. What would you do if 9 just confessed he/she liked you: Get him another beer.
12. What language does number 3 speak? Generally, English.
13. Who is 8 going out with: #9
14. What grade is 12 in: Is the AARP a grade?
15. When did you last see 7: At his wedding!
16. What is 5’s favorite band: GTX Express
17. Would you ever date 3: Well, discounting the whole marriage thing, and sexual preference thing, it's still a no. I don't think I have the fortitude for that.
18. Is 1 hot: Well, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is Mick Jagger, and 10 is the core of a white dwarf star, she'd be an infinity and a half.
19. Is 12 single: Nope.
20. Where the hell is question 20?
21. Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 1: We try not to be too serious.
22. Where does 8 go to school: School for Sucka's maybe.
23. What’s 4’s best physical feature: Well, I could be tactful and PC and crap, but she's female, and like 90% of the females in the world, I'm going with the chest.
24. Are number 4 & 5 Best friends: I think they've met breifly once.
25. Is 7 a girl or boy: Man.
26. Who is number 5 in love with: Her husband, her cat, and her Tivo. Not sure of the order though.
27. What is your last memory of 7: The smile on his face as he looked at his new bride.
28. Have you ever hooked up with number 4: Uh... no.
29. What is the funniest memory of 1: That one time, when she did that thing.
30. What is your relationship with number 6: Very, very good friends.
31. How old is 13: 12? 13? 26?
32. How close are you with number 1: Slightly closer than I am to me.
33. Would you sleep with number 7: He's my dad.
34. What’s your favorite memory with 4: Trading book reviews.
35 Whos number 5 best friends with: Her cat, her husband and her tivo?
36. What’s your favorite thing about number 2: His writing, which he dosn't do enough of.
37. Is 5 a virgin: Nope.

Mon
24
Oct '05

Throwdown.

This is a public challenge to my darling little brother to complete:

WriAShorStorWe
"The NaNoWriMo For Lazy People!"

I think he's too much of a whiney sissy to do it. Yeah, I went there.

(Maybe I just think, that he, like me, is more likely to accomplish something if he's told he can't do it.)

So write already.