CTA Tattler: 'Perverted, Felonious, Retarded!'
I'll tell you what lady. I'm going to go over there and sit next to someone who is not crazy!"
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Foolproof Plan
I'm going to patent the patent. Then, if anyone wants to patent something, they'll have to get a license from me. If I think the idea is a good one, I can just steal it, because... well, they won't have a patent on it, now will they?
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I broke it printing
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Politics in a Nutshell
But Stan, don't you know, it's always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Nearly every election since the beginning of time has been between some douche and some turd. They're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics.
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