Regardless of who wins, America's Next Top Model will have to visit the Old Country Buffet every day for a month before I'll ever steal furtive glances at her in the Old Navy catalog.

From defective yeti: Reality Bites

callipygian
adj.
Having beautifully proportioned buttocks.

Thank you defective yeti.

From defective yeti

Dear All My Liberal Friends

I think outlets in Canada are 220 volts, and therefore won't work with your 110 volt American electrical devices. So when you move up there after the Presidential election, can I have your Gamecube?

Posted on September 21, 2004

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