So, there are commercials for Sonic Drive-In restraunts on all the freakin time. They look good. They make me want to eat at Sonic. Their advertising is so good, it gives me an almost Harold & Kumar-like craving for Sonic. And yet... yet... the nearest Sonic is in Champaign.

120 Freakin Miles Away!

Damn you Sonic! This is beyond mere late-night-road-trip range. It is no good for sitting around watching TV and saying "Damn, I could go for some Sonic about now." This is like, take-vacation-time-and-get-a-hotel-room distance. Why do they taunt me?